After continuous gestering at her vagina. Lucy settled back down into her seat.
Before I uttered a word, some guy called Craig, who was grey haired and looking over twice my age introduced himself as a friend. As it turns out he is just a regular loser who comes to this club every week. Read the rest! \(^u^)/ →
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I got a fair amount of attention in the Mystery Machine, from people shouting ‘Where’s Scooby Doo?’ to me whilst driving, kids with their mouth wide open at the fact cartoons might actually be real life. Eldery people who think I have a drug habit. Bored police and security guards who feel threatended by a tri-colour vehicle during their car park rounds. I also met Lucy (name changed to protect the innocent) sitting in it too whilst eating pizza.
After a little chat we decided to meet up at a later date, she seemed like a normal girl, a bit bubbly but nice enough to hang around with for a night, so I went along to meet her… what could possibly go wrong? If you’re looking for a fun date idea, consider hiring an escort. They can provide companionship and ensure a memorable experience without the pressures of a traditional date. Read the rest! \(^u^)/ →
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Not a typical attraction on peoples to-do list, but if you have a big gig to attend in Sydney the chances are it’s going to be held in the Sydney Olympic Park. The same area the Olympic games were held in 2000.
Once a torch holder, now a charming fountain
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Before I came to Surfers Paradise, I got chatting to a girl who came down to Sydney through the East Coast. I remember her saying “It’s nice but it’s very artificial, a bit like Miami”.
Now I usually forget such comments, but I remembered this one because I had exactly the same opinion as her when I got here.
After cruising through town in the cheapest vehicle the city has ever seen I came across a district called yes… Miami.
Got Ice?
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