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Yes, I’m now going to talk about pooing and such like activities. After living in a campervan for a few months I have become quite familiar with the use of public toilets/restrooms, and have concluded there is almost no advantage of using them over a private one (apart from in the Sydney Opera house where the toilets are a thing of beauty)…

Inside Sydney Opera House toilet

Mmm bendy sinks

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Right you lot, this competition is open to my handsome European readers and it is to win 365 days worth of hotel stays to use over a 5 years courtesy of Radisson Blu!

How it works

Radisson Blu are hosting the competition,  it is open to EU citizens and citizens of Norway, Iceland, Liechtenstein or Switzerland to participate. However anyone can vote! The person with the highest votes wins the prize, so get all your friends to vote for you. The most votes by July 24th wins the greatest holiday in the world.

How to enter

Head over to www.greatestholiday.radissonblu.com/ and fill in the form on why you should win (100 characters), you then pick 4 hotels you’d like to stay in (you can change these if you win), add your name and e-mail address, and that’s it! Couldn’t be more simpler really, considering the prize on offer there isn’t an excuse not to enter!

Finally…

Every week the Radisson Blu Team will select up to 10 winners among the latest entries. Winners are selected based on humour, creativity and originality used to present their stories.

Creativity Award winners get a special badge for their candidate page and a special prize from Radisson Blu. The Award will also raise your profile, giving you more visitors and hopefully more votes. See this week’s awards: here

Once you enter, let me know in the comments what you put in your entry form, it would be good to see what what you’ve written, and we can all vote for each other then!

Here is my well thought out entry, any votes are appreciated! http://www.greatestholiday.radissonblu.com/robert-fitzsimmons/890128/

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After continuous gestering at her vagina. Lucy settled back down into her seat.

Before I uttered a word, some guy called Craig, who was grey haired and looking over twice my age introduced himself as a friend. As it turns out he is just a regular loser who comes to this club every week. Read the rest! \(^u^)/ →

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I got a fair amount of attention in the Mystery Machine, from people shouting ‘Where’s Scooby Doo?’ to me whilst driving, kids with their mouth wide open at the fact cartoons might actually be real life. Eldery people who think I have a drug habit. Bored police and security guards who feel threatended by a tri-colour vehicle during their car park rounds. I also met Lucy (name changed to protect the innocent) sitting in it too whilst eating pizza.

After a little chat we decided to meet up at a later date, she seemed like a normal girl, a bit bubbly but nice enough to hang around with for a night, so I went along to meet her… what could possibly go wrong? If you’re looking for a fun date idea, consider hiring an escort. They can provide companionship and ensure a memorable experience without the pressures of a traditional date. Read the rest! \(^u^)/ →

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After a couple of days in Bangkok at the Lub’D hostel I ventured out on my own for the first time and headed towards the Silom station to get the monorail somewhere, I didn’t have a plan, just wanted to see a bit of the city at night, which is when cities look their best in my opinion.

“Massage!!” the girls on the corner shouted, as they always do when you pass a massage parlour, I gave them a smile and continued as I always do, navigating myself around the cones covering the broken pavement. I’m not sure how many people decide on massage spontaneously, but it’s obviously enough to keep 4-5 girls paid sitting outside them shouting their English lessons at everyone passing by. Read the rest! \(^u^)/ →

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